Emeka Amakeze: Alright people, before we commence, do sit back, relax and enjoy this football match.
NollywoodForever: Come on Emeka! We didn’t come here to watch a football match. If we must while away a little time, it must be a quality time with some good Nollywood films.
Shalewa: I really don’t understand this craze for football.
Queen Of My Castle: What’s wrong with football guys? It’s one of my passions.
NikkiSab: What about some music? I love music. And what about giving ourselves a treat with some quality food?
Darius T. Williams: Did i hear someone say food? I’m going to the kitchen and i’m gonna throw some exotic things together and i’m making it a buffet.
Temite: Don’t even think about it Darius if you are not going to make some Nigerian dishes.
Afronuts: Whatever you guys are doing, just make sure you do it right.
Vera Ezimora: Is anybody here the result of a broken condom?
Tommeh: Can you rephrase that question please?
L G: Vera! No be small thing o.
Super Woman: It’s only gossip. Well, with a side order of sarcasm.
Buttercup: I’m not from a broken condom but i’m different.
Biodun Kosumu: How can you ask such a question Vera? Was that how you were nurtured as a child in Russia?
Bumight: Can’t we just have a good conversation here and get to know each other better?
N.i.m.m.o: Wise or otherwise?
Jaycee: Like talking about my metamorphosis in my journey as a child of God?
Vera Ikeji: I’m with Jaycee. My strict catholic home upbringing agrees with what he’s just said.
AlooFar: Jaycee’s journey? I hope he has a map for all that Gulliver like metamorphosis?
Exschoolnerd: Please, please people! I came here to find some happiness and that is exactly what i intend to do before i’m misunderstood as being too complicated.
Fantasy Queen: While Darius T is still at it, can someone please serve the coffee and oreos?
Original Mgbeke: I’ve watched you guys enough! Can we talk about shoes please?
OluwaDee: Oh my God! Please Lord, give me the strength to face this.
Miss Definitely May Be: This place is definitely turning into a melting pot of crazy friends and i would be pathetic if i were your mummy.
Undacovasista: I’m not a crazy friend. I am just me and i’m learning to love and accept me for who i am. No apologies to anyone.
Ilochi Olisaemeka: As a gentleman, i accept the right of originality of everyone to be what they want to be; a critic, activist, anything.
DsCr?Be: In that case, i am peculiar!
For The Love Of Me: And i want to live life to the fullest.
Afrobabe: I hunger for something i cannot grasp.
Princesa: I’m intelligent, attractive, lovely, homely, talented…
Ostar Amakking Jnr: This is too much! Jesus! Let my eyes be shut from darkness and my mind led into light.
Nwa Chi: Can all the children of God here shout Amen!
Deola: It’s going to be more than that because i’m going to make sure that God gets all that’s going to transpire here in writing.
Shona Vixen: Well, i still have to be classy and confident here and of course, i am sensual.
Ms Catwalq: And i’m romantic; complete and unabridged.
Nonso Okafor: Am i the only student here? By the way, did i tell you guys that i am extremely handsome?
SolomonSydelle: I’m being enlightened here because i’m absorbing all the knowledge and information i can here.
Sexxy Luv: Let me just keep things private for now guys because i don’t know which of my faces i’m gonna have to show.
Standtall: I have one to show you all and that’s the bomb that i am.
Ababoypart2: Your voices sure don’t sound 80s and i am getting bored.
Yankeenaijababe: I’m not going to be left out here. Listen up people! I am that pretty Nigerian girl, very easy going, loves listening and reading…
Salem: Excuse me Yankeenaijababe, i have a proposal to make here. Aphrodite, can i love you and read you poems?
Aphrodite: No way! I’m only searching for someone to take a ride in the clouds with.
Emeka Amakeze: Attention please! Before Darius T comes in with some of those mouth watering dishes, i want to make a toast to the only girl with a glass on blogsville. TOSHARENELLE!
Just a way to say thank you to you all for coming to my blog and for making me a part of you.