Friday, November 14, 2008

Classy Way Of Doing It

They come in different shapes and sizes. Did i mention that they also come in varied lovely colours? Oh yes they do and many people love them too. The problem is not about the above attributes but how it is done. I don’t think anybody will raise an eye brow how you do it in private but in public, that’s another kettle of fish.
Hold on people, before your minds start going to places i’ve not dreamt of, i am only talking about chewing gums. Is there any classy and acceptable way of doing or rather chewing them in private and in public?

20 comments:

OluwaDee said...

I hate noisy chewing.

Bursting bubbles.

Gosh esp in public.

But i burst bubbles within d walls of my house.

yankeenaijababe said...

lol@Oluwadee

I almost thought something nutty. Emeka got us on that one. I can chew noisy at home but when in public. No way, my dad hates people chewing gum noisily near him. He gets upset at the sight of that.lol

Buttercup said...

LMAO! U certainly have got a way with words, u had my mind goin somewhere else..

Well, it shud be chewed with the mouth closed but sometimes we tend to get carried away..lol

Buttercup said...

Btw, thanx for stoppin by!

Emeka Amakeze said...

@oluwadee
You can always burst them within the walls of your house all you want. Keep on bursting!

@yankeenaijababe
Don't say almost because i can eat my head that you've thought something nutty. Happy noisy chewing at home!

@buttercup
...going somewhere else? Please, come back. So, it's classy to chew it in public with the mouth closed?

I thank all you beautiful people for stopping by. Lets keep searching for the classy way of..... you know now.

ToshaRenelle said...

The most proper way to chew gum that I can think of is to make sure to always keep your mouth closed while chewing, as not to smack your lips loudly while trying to savor the flavor! LOL!

Emeka Amakeze said...

Hmmmmmm. This really sounds good, tosharenelle! Savour the flavour?

Anonymous said...

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SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

no, there is no classy way of chewing gum.

But it is fun though!

First time here, nice blog!

Nollywood Forever said...

Yes there is a classy way... keepin on the downlow and don't smack ya lips too much!

Emeka Amakeze said...

@solomonsydelle
Thank you! You said there is no classy way of chewing gum? That's your opinion and i respect that.

@nollywood forever
I respect your view too. Keeping it low and not cham, cham, chakam, chaa

LG said...

lollll u got me der 4 a sec'
BTW i dont chew gums...i suck em'
:p
*how u doing

NollywoodForever said...

Ok.. Donald was the drunk with the whisky... Yes from what I remember you were very convincing in the role of a drunk womaniser! Hahahaha!

Emeka Amakeze said...

@lg
How do you mean, you suck them? Glad i got you there. Ha ha ha ha

@nollywoodforever
Thanks a lot girl.

Afronuts said...

It seems the way one chews gum creates an impression of the person for those around them...

I dont like it when people chew gum and make it snap. It feels like a scandal is about to happen somewhere...

Emeka Amakeze said...

Afronuts, this is a new one on me. Scandal? Thanks for this... I however agree with you that the way one chews gums creates an impression.

Ms. Catwalq said...

chew with your mouth closed.

Don't pop the gum.

Chew slowly and not as if there is an engine in your mouth.

I chew gum to stay awake and is something of a (bad) habit. As I have to pop it into my mouth almost after every meal...

Emeka Amakeze said...

chew with your mouth closed.

Don't pop the gum.

Chew slowly and not as if there is an engine in your mouth.

I chew gum to stay awake and is something of a (bad) habit. As I have to pop it into my mouth almost after every meal...

November 18, 2008 2:07 PM

ms. catwalq
Chewing as if one has an engine in one's mouth? Ha ha ha ha ha. I chew once in a while but with my mouth closed but chewing the way you do, you've got have your own gum factory. lol

Bea said...

you're too funny

Anonymous said...

Good thought.i dont chew gum&hate it.ve u seen xpert chewers,they chew,puff,smack,blow etc even guys chew.cant stand a guy chewing gum.